Will Adrian Peterson show up this week?

" the beast," " the punishing RB," " arguably the best RB in the NFL." WAIT! This just in, Adrian Peterson has been running out of bounds a lot lately to avoid contact.. Oh, and Adrian peterson has been letting the first man to him tackle him a lot. Oh, I just read that Adrian Peterson only has three 100 yard rushing games this entire year, AND only has been averaging 3 yards per carry, and fumbles a lot. WOW, anyone else would be benched on ANY other team. I wonder if the real AP will show up this week?